Sex Act at Leaves Green Toilets!

Having previously lived in Biggin Hill for a number of years, I'm well aware of the rumours surrounding the toilets at Leaves Green.  Which is why it made me laugh to read that a 62 year old was arrested and given a police caution for a George Michaelesque sting by the police at the toilets recently!

Apparently he was caught performing a sex act by officers who are part the Darwin Safer Neighburhoods scheme.  There was no other person mentioned so if he was on his own he could really have only have been doing one thing.  Which raises the question, why?!  It may be March but it's one degree out there, and this is England, home of the most disgusting public toilets on the planet, what could you possibly see in there which would inspire you?!

Before administering the caution the police had to wait for him at Princess Royal Hospital, because when he was arrested he fainted with chest pains.  Yeah, of course you did mate...
 
Posted by: Andy Dedman on 08 March 2010